You won’t find any brand pillars, value workshops or hand-holding nonsense here. We’re British, blunt, know a thing or two about empires, and think most marketing is fluff.
Since it can’t, you have to give it a voice. Dressing it up in fancy logos, perfect Pantones, and an endless social media parade won’t magically get anyone to buy it. If that’s all the advice you needed, we wish you all the best.
But if you need help tuning your vocal cords and figuring out where to begin, keep scrolling.
Does your offering cost less than dinner at the Kronenhalle? Then we’re probably not your crowd. But if you’re selling financial or software solutions to clients who could buy the whole restaurant, including the artwork, then let’s talk. And yes, we do make exceptions. So if you’ve got something truly extraordinary, please do surprise us.
